F*** me dead I just totally realised I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts… You would not believe how much more of a drama I could make that. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.
I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), choosing my retirement village, just generally being Snow White to my psychologist, my day seems to involve the authorities from crawling out of bed at 6.30 to I run out of alcohol. I am avoiding recapture. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.
I declare solemnly I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..
Sabia que isto é uma mão na roda?
